“Uhhhh, you know i’m blind, right?” – Kelly Berger (as Simon Aldoreth, every time he was asked to stand watch or do something)

“Remember the druid.” – Everybody, every time somebody bails on a session.; In ref to Abelard the Druid who i killed when Rich missed a session in the SU dorms.

“I stand tall and let the kobold take the first shot” – Kynar, seconds before said kobold kebabs his sac into a Starbucks Frosted Glandpop.