For all Matt’s silly sayings, Matt was a genuinely interesting, intelligent and HIGHLY creative person. I collaborated with him on a few projects unofficially, and have nothing but respect for him. He matured quicker than most of the White House crew after college, and was involved in a lot of amazing work at WOTC. I must’ve said something to offend him, as he unfriended me on FB and vanished… but I still have great memories and respect for him.

“Eat it Gracie.” – Matt Burke, no particular character (or every character).

“I cast ‘Wall of Shit'” – Matt Burke as Marylon Greymantle. (Also ‘Crapulous Utterance’ and godonlyknows how many other scatalogical pseudo-spells.)

“She… she’s a dyke” – Matt B. as some Star Frontiers character, upon getting turned down in a space station bar.

“And theres plenty more where that came from!” (NPC putting a ‘bag’ of 100,000gp on a table) – Matt Burke as GM

“W-w-wait – this guy’s undead, right?” – Matt Burke as Doreem Zaxsoroth thinking about ‘turning’ the undead ogre leader of the Halawrath

“What ‘r you lookin at homo!?” – Matt Burke (as Moratha Nightbringer, riding into town)

“Hes your son and hes anti paladin”… “i banged that chick like less than a year ago” (Eric), “it was the astral plane – time is uh… different”