“Wait, are you saying the ENTIRE stairway is made of adamantite?” – Eric
“Ok, you guys hold the sarcophagus lid open, i’ll kill her with a wooden stake!” – Eric
“You Mess with the Bull, you get the horns!” – Eric Swanson about his bull-worshipping character
“Nothing personal.” – Eric Swanson (Selthar, cutting off Doreem’s head)