Signify Yo Mamma

Adventure Short for Crow Alley / Thug Life
 
Thug Life Fist

Author: [most] 2009-2012

Kelly Berger Signature (sm)

Edits:
Kelly Jon Berger

Appropriate for any Characters of Crow Alley * Really, any Thug Life Adventure can be scaled from 0 level to, like, 10th man.

Background/Setup

Thug Life is supposed to be a way for characters of really low capability, having had few resources and limited options to engage in gritty, gruesome, mundane [mostly criminal] enterprises without much impact to the world around them. Geographically small, everyone knows everyone, virtually no escape from its conditions, and an extremely limited set of economic options with high competition all work to prevent characters from making big scores and raising themselves up. Some may be fine being big fish in a small pond, others may long to leave the poverty and filth. Either way, the harsh reality of Thug Life is… get rich, or die trying.

Steel Realms

Where: [A Place/Locale of Crow Alley or the Pilum Slums.] The area any Thug Life adventures takes place is is THE SAME EVERY TIME, so re-use of materials is maximum.

Who: GANG RELATED? Isn’t everything Jobs for a gang?

What:

When: Does it really matter? Common Year (CY) 9130+?

dozens/cap’n/signifying/yo momma

Overview

NOTE: Thug Life is simple. This might be a few sentences. This stuff is meant to be a outline only – details can easily be filled in as you go. The point of Thug Life was to be able to throw down a couple hour scenario and have some fun. The characters should be easy and quick to make and pure fun to play. The GM should only have to use minimal effort to fill in the blanks.

Rewards

  • Copper Cups:
  • Bronze Stars:
  • Silver Crowns:
  • Mundane Goods:
  • Bling:
  • Reputation:
Selling Loot: Much of what a character/PC group can get in terms of loot is Mundane Goods and selling it gets little return.

Remember, the whole point is GET RICH, OR DIE TRYIN’
Tony Montana - Thug Life

Tony Montana – Thug Life

Characters need a big enough ‘stake’ to make the jump to the next level…

  • “Going Legit” – ‘I’m tired of this shit’… buy into a legitimate business in Ados and move out of Crow Alley.
  • “Freebooting It” – ‘Leave and never look back’… Buy gear, hit the road, and use the skills built for life of danger and adventure.
  • “King of the hill” – Become a gang boss and live the life as long as i can.

Yo momma so ugly, she did trick or treat by phone
You momma so fat, her last photo was an aerial photo
Yo momma so nasty her gynecologist got a restraining order on her
So ugly, they put pictures of her up in Umbak and called it guerilla warfare
Teeth are so yellow, traffic slowed when she smiled
So fat, when she fell, people were laughing, the ground was cracking up