Name: Mos’ Palone
Class: Human
Racial Background: Human, mostly; rumors of half-orc back at the great-grandparents’ generation, maybe
Class: Human? (Failed Bard)
Str 10 Dex 9 Con 10 Wis 10 Int 8 Cha 13
Appearance: Brown hair (sloppily kept, sometimes man-bunned, or braided, or loose), brown eyes, tallish, kind of soft physique; various semi-scraggly attempts at fashionable facial hair; numerous poorly executed ‘schoolyard’ tattoos (including ‘Yolanda’ above one eyebrow from a middle school romance that ended in physical altercations and acrimony); wears baggy/sloppy/inexpensive clothing.
Background: Failed bard, his alcoholic parents unable to make the payments for more than one quarter at the East Oerdney Community College music program. Mos’ believes he’s destined to be a famous bard.
Traits/Behaviors/Abilities
Due to his mother’s drug use while he was in-utero Mos’ possesses two wild magic abilities:
3x per day he can use prestidigitation to autotune his voice (has to hold one hand over his ear like a DJ holding one side of headphones).
Once per day, Vicious Mockery – “Yo mama” jokes for the most part, obviously.
Has a little unexpected charisma derived from street smarts and getting out of trouble as a kid.
Carries and doles out as much “healing” as he can afford; that is to say reefers, edibles, CBD oils, and any other form of the Chronic he can procure. I mean, he really digs the Mary Jane.
His style of movement in public is a sort of sloppy hip hop dance shuffle, white homeboy swagger. This costs -5’ of movement (total 25’).
As much as possible he performs while standing on wagons (or even better, carriages) a la your typical hip hop video with the artist standing on the most expensive g-ride the producers can rent. Has a few songs/raps memorized; tries to freestyle but isn’t very good at it.
Equipment:
Dagger +1 -1. It was somebody’s nice dagger (+1) but it’s beat to crap and doesn’t work very well anymore (-1). D4 piercing. +1 can’t be restored.
Clubbin’ club: 12” hardwood stick with lead club head, used for hitting or as a fake microphone. D4 bludgeoning
2 changes of clothing; mainly baggy pants and oversized shirts, a medium-long faux leather jacket, low-soft cloth boots (see Converse hightops), billed cap
Satchel:
“Bag of healing” (see weed list above)
Pipe
Some rations
Cheap pimp cup
Aromatherapy candle (“I get, like, so stressed out sometimes”)
Flint & tinder