Orig Idea
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Swazeel the shoe-shiner
Secret Formula: Ant spit, snail trail, smegma (buys underwear-people think i have a fetish), guano, wizard tower spill; the lungs of the two headed fish in the sewer grate
8hp -1 permanent burns = 7
Has two fireman’s blankets that he’s sewn 2 together and made into an encumbering robe (-5′).
Wizard drop out – he was used as an experiment and has Unstable. Prestidigitation cantrip. Plus, cram finger thrusting up left nostril 3″, push bellybutton in and twirl at Detect Magic 3/day.
Can synthesize burning (time = to prepare and before it goes bad)
Gel (3 days)
Elixir (2 days)
Cone (1 day) – light and blow into 3m wide and long
4m wound wire, 3 hooks, box (looks like a shoeshine box): metal scraps/components/glass vials/tubing/rags
> his cover for shoe shines is to use rags, mutter as hes looking down, clean shoes with magic.
On the inside is drawings of naked sluts
Belt with rags and pockets and candles (perfected the sweeping light – can light 4 candles with 6” of each other w/1 prestidigitation)
STR 9, INT 12, WIS 10, DEX 12, CON 14, CHA 10, SAN 11
Friend:
Dick Wrench chronic black masturbator; 10 inches soft. Prayer and dick hardens and spits up to 5m away (into the eye). Thaumaturgy only, and must make a religion check DC 10